black eye

well i got hit in the face yesterday!!!!! and have got a bit of a cut eye and red swelling round me eye. i just kept sayin no no please dont hit me no no no everyone will see it there but still helen hit me in the face ......................ha ha not only joking, i was playing field games with a few friends i was bowling a ball to my mate john to hit. he hit it with a full size baseball bat and went straight in me eye. first thing i said when i hit the deck was wheres me glasses. he he he was quite funny. hurt a little at first though. still id rather be hit in the face than the crown jewels!!!!!